搞笑大王One，Two，Three
我敢大胆地与太阳说：“不管是谁，只要到了我们六<6>班都会十分得快乐!”这可不是吹的。因为我们班是专们生产趣事的地方;因为我们班有一位专们制造趣事的一个人;因为我们班有一个可以制造趣事的场所!
搞笑大王 one
今天一大早，我就到了学校。“翻到词语手册第29页，文中划词，橱窗。”你听，领读的人在领读了。我们也跟着读了起来。我瞟了一眼全班，见还有一个位子空着。没错!这个位子是我们班的“四大金刚”之一——徐晓博同“鞋”的。我预料到，徐晓博同志一来，一定会有趣事发生。
没过多久，徐晓博同“鞋”来了。他手里拿着口风琴向伞柜走去。(因为我们的口风琴都是放在伞柜里的)过了一会儿，徐晓博探出了半个脑袋，手里拿着周小咖同学的口风琴，说：“这是谁的啊!”周小咖同学见了马上怒气冲冲地说：“快把它放回去!”徐晓博见自己惹错了人，连忙说：“这不是我弄出来滴，是它自己跑出来滴!”说完，就把口风琴放回去了。又过了一会，徐晓博又拿了彭晓澈同学的口风琴说：“这是谁的啊?周小咖的口风琴一放进去，这个就跑了出来咧!”彭晓澈一见是自己的，就用了“彭氏大法——狮吼功”“快把它放回去!快去——”徐晓博见势不好，便翘起了兰花指，像娘娘腔一样说了一句：“人家，人家又不是故意的嘛!干嘛那么凶人家啊!”说完又去放口风琴了。顿时，全班哄堂大笑起来。
这就是我们班的的搞笑大王的第一件事哦!
搞笑大王 two
今天中午自习课时，又发生了一件趣事，要听不?
今天中午，全班都出奇的安静。可是好景不长。没过多久，徐晓博便嘻嘻哈哈地吵了起来，把值日班长三遍的提醒当做耳边风。值日班长顿时火了起来，开始了“悬赏捉拿要犯”的行动。这时莫大力士出现了，他一把把徐晓博拎了起来，如同拎小鸡一样简单。可是，莫大力士刚刚走到讲台边就“扑通”摔倒了。徐晓博的脚也十分淘气地踢到了莫大力士的头上。徐晓博便趁机逃跑，可是他终究逃不出莫大力士的手掌心。莫大力士一下两下就把徐晓博给抓住了，莫大力士好不容易把徐晓博拖出门外。可是徐晓博又跑到了自己的桌子上，莫大力士一只手拍在桌子上，一只手指着徐晓博说：“我告诉你，以后，你别再惹我了!”顿时，全班捧腹大笑。
这就是我们班的搞笑大王的第二件事哦!
搞笑大王 three
快放学了，我们的教室里都乱成了一锅粥，因为我们有计时的。只有徐晓博一个人例外。我猜想他又要生产出来一件有趣的事了，果然不出我所料，不信，你瞧!
“9、8、7、6、5、、4……”班长大人俞K冰同学说道。我赶紧收拾好书包出去了。“3、2、1、0!”这时班级里只有徐晓博同学在慢吞吞地整理着书包。过了好久，徐晓博才起身走向教室外。
“你这才想要走呀!”
“对啊，怎么了?”
“时间过了很久了呢?”
“时间过了，又怎么样!哼!”
“时间过了就得留下来做值日!”
……
就这样，班长俞K冰与徐晓博开始了一场“口水大战”最后，徐晓博就不理俞 K冰，顾自己走了。俞K冰气不打一处来，在教室门口绊了徐晓博一脚。“扑通”徐晓博如一只啦蛤蟆一样趴在教室门口。顿时，全班哈哈地大笑起来。
这就是我们班的搞笑大王的第三件事。
这就是我们班的徐晓博，他既是“四大金刚”的首领，又是我们班的的搞笑大王。
One day, my deskmate came to my house.I felt very happy.
We went to a restaurant.We ordered the day's specials.
Then we went to a park, we rode a bike there and we feeded some birds.
It's the dinner time.I helped my mother set the table,she felt soexcited.
It's really a good day.
有一条路，穿越千年时光
There is one road that spans thousands of years.
驼铃声声，联通古今
Along it are the echoes of camel bells, connecting past with present.
有一条路，跨越万里山海
Crossing mountains and seas,
丝路画卷，贯穿东西
the road unveils a promising trade route between the East and West.
有一条路，包容多样文明
The road fully embraces the diversity of civilizations.
源自中国，属于世界
It was proposed by China, but belongs to the whole world.
古代的时候，为了加强我国与其他国家的贸易，有许多脍炙人口的故事，张骞出使西域，苏武出使匈奴等等。但也不意味着生活在当下繁荣，平安，和谐时代的我们可以放松下来，正因如此，我们才更需要努力，为建设祖国的繁荣而努力，古有”为中华之崛起”而读书，今有为中华之兴旺而读书，一生短暂，活在当下，我们应该意识到是时候由新一批的年轻人来建设祖国了，在这个全新的时代，拼搏的已然是科技与学识。如今，我们也应该“一带一路”，为祖国的发展前进。
古丝绸之路之所以名垂青史，靠的不是战马和长矛，而是驼队和善意；不是坚船和利炮，而是宝船和友谊。共建“一带一路”注重的是众人拾柴火焰高、互帮互助走得远，崇尚的是自己过得好、也让别人过得好，践行的是互联互通、互利互惠，谋求的是共同发展、合作共赢。一个个“国家地标”一项项“民生工程”一座座“合作丰碑”这条路，这十年成果日益丰硕
这是一条合作纽带也是一条友谊纽带这是一条贸易之路也是一条幸福之路。
少年强则国强 ，祖国的强大让我骄傲——我是中国人。
One bright, frozen December morning, an old African-American woman was in the pinewoods. Her name was Phoenix Jackson. She was heading for the city. Her grandson needed medicine. Along she went goes in with her dark, striped dress. She also wore an apron equally long, as the dress. When Phoenix walked, her shoe laces trip her over. It was a long and tough trip without anyone to accompany her. The yellinged wind and the wild animals did not stop Phoenix. She encouraged herself that she was old enough and nothing could scared her.
The woods were still and silent so she kept walking. Soon the path led her to a hill. “My legs are as tired as if someone chained up my feet!” Old Phoenix complained. She had to drag herself down the hill, but before she got down the hill…a bush caught her dress！Each time Phoenix got the dress out another part got caught. “Thorny bush,” Phoenix warned. “I thought you were little pretty, green bushes. Let my dress go”, she scolded. She pulled and pulled her dress and finally it got out. She kept walking and she passed old cotton and into the dead corn field. Suddenly, she saw something moving near. She saw it was a man but it was a scarecrow. On she went, and then she saw a dog lolling his tongue. As she walked, a white man found her.
“Well, hello Granny”, he welcomed.
“What are you doing this far?”
“Are you going home?”
No, sir. I am going to the city.”
“What? That’s too far.”
“No, I must go. Thank you!”
And she started walking again. Soon Phoenix arrived at the city. She went into the big building and began to climb up the stairs.
“Here I am,” said Phoenix.
“Hello, what is your name?” asked the attendant. Phoenix did not reply.
“Oh, that’s just old aunt Phoenix,” replied the nurse suddenly.
“Now how is your grandson?” questioned the nurse. Still Phoenix didn’t reply.
“Is his throat any better?” asked the nurse.
“Is he died?” asked nurse loudly for sure so Phoenix can hear.
Finally, the old Phoenix said: “No, he is not dead. He just needs some medicine. Finally, the old Phoenix said: “No, he is not dead. He just needs some medicine.”
The nurse gave the old woman the medicine. As she walked out, the attendant gave him a nickel as a Christmas gift.
“This is what I need”, she muttered looking at the coin.
She was off to buy a windmill made out of papers.
“My child will love this. My grandson has never seen this before. He will be so surprise”, Phoenix whispered.
She walked further into the city until she found the shop, which sold windmills.
“Hello, what do you want?” asked the woman.
“A windmill”, answered Phoenix simply.
She gave the nickels to the woman.
“Merry Christmas”, called the woman.
And Phoenix strode all the way back home.
A+
A remarkably good narrative. Well done!
Cheers
Fran
A Worn Path
一条坑洼的道路
十二月一个明亮、冰冻的早晨，一位非洲裔美国老妇人在松树林里。她的名字叫菲尼克斯•杰克逊。她正朝着这个城市走去。她的孙子需要药物。她穿着深色条纹连衣裙且还围了一条和裙子一样长的围裙走在了松树林里。当菲尼克斯走路时，她的鞋带绊倒了她。这是一次漫长而艰难的旅行，没有人陪伴她。咆哮的风和野生动物并没有阻止菲尼克斯。她鼓励自己，她已经足够老了，没有什么能吓到她。
树林里一片寂静，寂静无声，所以她继续走着。不久，小路把她带到了一座小山上。“我的腿很累，好像有人把我的脚绑起来了一样！”菲尼克斯抱怨道。她不得不把自己拖下山，但在她下山之前......灌木丛抓住了她的衣服！每次菲尼克斯把裙子拿出来时，另一个部分又被抓住了。“荆棘丛，”菲尼克斯警告说。“我以为你很漂亮，绿色的灌木丛。把我的衣服弄开吧，“她骂道。她拉了又拉，终于解脱了出来。她继续走着，她经过旧棉花地，又进入了一块已经死了的玉米地。突然，她看到有什么东西在靠近。她看到那是一个男人，但那是一个稻草人。她走了，然后她看到一只狗在舔舌头。当她走路时，一个白人男子找到了她。
“嗯，你好，奶奶”，他欢迎道。“到目前为止，你在做什么？” “你要回家吗？”没有,先生。我要去城里。“什么？这太远了。“不，我必须走。谢谢！她又开始走路了。不久，菲尼克斯来到了这座城市。她走进大楼，开始爬上楼梯。“我在这里，”菲尼克斯说。“你好，你叫什么名字？”服务员问。菲尼克斯没有回复。“哦，那是菲尼克斯阿姨，”护士突然回答。“现在你的孙子怎么样了？”护士问道。菲尼克斯仍然没有回复。“他的喉咙好些了吗？”护士问。 “他死了吗？”护士大声问道，这样菲尼克斯才能听到。
最后，菲尼克斯说：“不，他没有死。他只是需要一些药物。护士把药给了老妇人。当她走出去时，服务员给了他一枚钱币作为圣诞礼物。“这就是我需要的，”她看着硬币喃喃自语。她要去买一个用纸做的风车。“我的孩子会喜欢这个。我的孙子以前从未见过这个。他会很惊讶的，“菲尼克斯低声说。她进一步走进了城市，直到她找到了卖风车的商店。“你好，你想要什么？”女人问。“风车”，菲尼克斯简单地回答。她把镍币给了那个女人。“圣诞快乐”，那个女人说。菲尼克斯一路大步走回家。
老师评论A +
一个非常好的叙事。干的好！
Ｉ ｎｅｅｄ ｏｎｅ ｌｉｇｈｔ，
Ｉ ｎｅｅｄ ｏｎｅ ｄｒｅａｍ。
我想有一个梦，
它激励我。
我想有一个梦，
它支持我。
我想有一个梦，
它爱我。
我想有个梦，
我只想有个梦。
仅此而已。
1. Do one thing at a time, and do well.
一次只做一件事，做到最好！
2. Never forget to say "thanks" .
永远不要忘了说“谢谢”！
3. Keep on going never give up.
勇往直前， 决不放弃！
4. Whatever is worth doing is worth doing well.
任何值得做的事就值得把它做好！
5. Believe in yourself.
相信你自己！
6. I can because i think i can.
我行，因为我相信我行！
7. Action speak louder than words.
行动胜于言语！
8. Never say die.
永不气馁!
9. Never put off what you can do today until tomorrow.
今日事今日毕！
10. The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.
对明天做好的准备就是今天做到最好！
11.You cannot improve your past, but you can improve your future. Once time is wasted, life is wasted.
你不能改变你的过去，但你可以让你的未来变得更美好。一旦时间浪费了，生命就浪费了。
12.Knowlegde can change your fate and English can accomplish your future.
知识改变命运，英语成就未来。（励志名言 http://www.lz13.cn）
13.Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally.
如果你想要成功，不要去追求成功；尽管做你自己热爱的事情并且相信它，成功自然到来。
14.Jack of all trades and master of none.
门门精通，样样稀松。
15.Judge not from appearances.
人不可貌相，海不可斗量。
16.Justice has long arms.
天网恢恢，疏而不漏。
17.Keep good men company and you shall be of the number.
近朱者赤，近墨者黑。
18.Kill two birds with one stone.
一箭双雕。
19.Kings go mad, and the people suffer for it.
君王发狂，百姓遭殃。
20.Kings have long arms.
普天之下，莫非王土。
21.Knowledge is power.
知识就是力量。
21.Knowledge makes humble, ignorance makes proud.
博学使人谦逊，无知使人骄傲。
22.Learn and live.
活着，为了学习。
23.Learning makes a good man better and ill man worse.
好人越学越好，坏人越学越坏。
24.Learn not and know not.
不学无术。
25.Learn to walk before you run.
先学走，再学跑。
26.Let bygones be bygones.
过去的就让它过去吧。
27.Let sleeping dogs lie.
别惹麻烦。
28.Let the cat out of the bag.
泄漏天机。
29.Lies can never changes fact.
谎言终究是谎言。
30.Lies have short legs.
谎言站不长。
31.Life is but a span.
人生苦短。
32.Life is half spent before we know what it is.
人过半生，方知天命。
33.Life is not all roses.
人生并不是康庄大道。
34.Life without a friend is death.
没有朋友，虽生犹死。
35.Like a rat in a hole.
瓮中之鳖。
36.Like author, like book.
文如其人。
37.Like father, like son.
有其父必有其子。
38.Like for like.
一报还一报。
39.Like knows like.
惺惺相惜。
40.Like mother, like daughter.
有其母必有其女。
41.Like teacher, like pupil.
什么样的老师教什么样的学生。
42.Like tree, like fruit.
羊毛出在羊身上。
1. Do one thing at a time, and do well.
一次只做一件事，做到最好！
2. Never forget to say "thanks" .
永远不要忘了说“谢谢”！
3. Keep on going never give up.
勇往直前， 决不放弃！
4. Whatever is worth doing is worth doing well.
任何值得做的事就值得把它做好！
5. Believe in yourself.
相信你自己！
6. I can because i think i can.
我行，因为我相信我行！
7. Action speak louder than words.
行动胜于言语！
8. Never say die.
永不气馁!
9. Never put off what you can do today until tomorrow.
今日事今日毕！
10. The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.
对明天做好的准备就是今天做到最好！
11.You cannot improve your past, but you can improve your future. Once time is wasted, life is wasted.
你不能改变你的过去，但你可以让你的未来变得更美好。一旦时间浪费了，生命就浪费了。
12.Knowlegde can change your fate and English can accomplish your future.
知识改变命运，英语成就未来。
13.Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally.
如果你想要成功，不要去追求成功；尽管做你自己热爱的事情并且相信它，成功自然到来。
14.Jack of all trades and master of none.
门门精通，样样稀松。
15.Judge not from appearances.
人不可貌相，海不可斗量。
16.Justice has long arms.
天网恢恢，疏而不漏。
17.Keep good men company and you shall be of the number.
近朱者赤，近墨者黑。
18.Kill two birds with one stone.
一箭双雕。
19.Kings go mad, and the people suffer for it.
君王发狂，百姓遭殃。
20.Kings have long arms.
普天之下，莫非王土。
21.Knowledge is power.
知识就是力量。
21.Knowledge makes humble, ignorance makes proud.
博学使人谦逊，无知使人骄傲。
22.Learn and live.
活着，为了学习。
23.Learning makes a good man better and ill man worse.
好人越学越好，坏人越学越坏。
24.Learn not and know not.
不学无术。
25.Learn to walk before you run.
先学走，再学跑。
26.Let bygones be bygones.
过去的就让它过去吧。
27.Let sleeping dogs lie.
别惹麻烦。
28.Let the cat out of the bag.
泄漏天机。
29.Lies can never changes fact.
谎言终究是谎言。
30.Lies have short legs.
谎言站不长。
31.Life is but a span.
人生苦短。
32.Life is half spent before we know what it is.
人过半生，方知天命。
33.Life is not all roses.
人生并不是康庄大道。
34.Life without a friend is death.
没有朋友，虽生犹死。
35.Like a rat in a hole.
瓮中之鳖。
36.Like author, like book.
文如其人。
37.Like father, like son.
有其父必有其子。
38.Like for like.
一报还一报。
39.Like knows like.
惺惺相惜。
40.Like mother, like daughter.
有其母必有其女。
41.Like teacher, like pupil.
什么样的老师教什么样的学生。
42.Like tree, like fruit.
羊毛出在羊身上。
1. Do one thing at a time, and do well.
一次只做一件事，做到最好！
2. Never forget to say "thanks" .
永远不要忘了说“谢谢”！
3. Keep on going never give up.
勇往直前， 决不放弃！
4. Whatever is worth doing is worth doing well.
任何值得做的事就值得把它做好！
5. Believe in yourself.
相信你自己！
6. I can because i think i can.
我行，因为我相信我行！
7. Action speak louder than words.
行动胜于言语！
8. Never say die.
永不气馁!
9. Never put off what you can do today until tomorrow.
今日事今日毕！
10. The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.
对明天做好的准备就是今天做到最好！
11.You cannot improve your past, but you can improve your future. Once time is wasted, life is wasted.
你不能改变你的过去，但你可以让你的未来变得更美好。一旦时间浪费了，生命就浪费了。
12.Knowlegde can change your fate and English can accomplish your future.
知识改变命运，英语成就未来。
13.Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally.
如果你想要成功，不要去追求成功；尽管做你自己热爱的事情并且相信它，成功自然到来。
14.Jack of all trades and master of none.
门门精通，样样稀松。
15.Judge not from appearances.
人不可貌相，海不可斗量。
16.Justice has long arms.
天网恢恢，疏而不漏。
17.Keep good men company and you shall be of the number.
近朱者赤，近墨者黑。
18.Kill two birds with one stone.
一箭双雕。
19.Kings go mad, and the people suffer for it.
君王发狂，百姓遭殃。
20.Kings have long arms.
普天之下，莫非王土。
21.Knowledge is power.
知识就是力量。
21.Knowledge makes humble, ignorance makes proud.
博学使人谦逊，无知使人骄傲。
22.Learn and live.
活着，为了学习。
23.Learning makes a good man better and ill man worse.
好人越学越好，坏人越学越坏。
24.Learn not and know not.
不学无术。
25.Learn to walk before you run.
先学走，再学跑。
26.Let bygones be bygones.
过去的就让它过去吧。
27.Let sleeping dogs lie.
别惹麻烦。
28.Let the cat out of the bag.
泄漏天机。
29.Lies can never changes fact.
谎言终究是谎言。
30.Lies have short legs.
谎言站不长。
31.Life is but a span.
人生苦短。
32.Life is half spent before we know what it is.
人过半生，方知天命。
33.Life is not all roses.
人生并不是康庄大道。
34.Life without a friend is death.
没有朋友，虽生犹死。
35.Like a rat in a hole.
瓮中之鳖。
36.Like author, like book.
文如其人。
37.Like father, like son.
有其父必有其子。
38.Like for like.
一报还一报。
39.Like knows like.
惺惺相惜。
40.Like mother, like daughter.
有其母必有其女。
41.Like teacher, like pupil.
什么样的老师教什么样的学生。
42.Like tree, like fruit.
羊毛出在羊身上。
1、You know — one loves the sunset, when one is so sad…
你知道的——当一个人情绪低落的时候，他会格外喜欢看日落……
2、If someone loves a flower, of which just one single blossom grows in all the millions and millions of stars, it is enough to make him happy just to look at the stars. He can say to himself, “Somewhere, my flower is there…” But if the sheep eats the flower, in one moment all his stars will be darkened… And you think that is not important!
倘若一个人对一朵花情有独钟，而那花在浩瀚的星河中，是独一无二的，那么，他只要仰望繁星点点，就心满意足了。他会喃喃自语：“我的花就在星河的某个角落……”可是，这花一旦被羊吃掉了，一瞬间，所有星星都将随之黯淡无光……那你也认为这不重要吗？
3、Flowers are so inconsistent! But I was too young to know how to love her…
花总是表里不一，而我太年轻了，不知道该怎样爱护她……
4、For she did not want him to see her crying. She was such a proud flower…
她其实是不愿意让小王子看到自己哭泣。她曾经是多么高傲的一朵花……
5、It is of some use to my volcanoes, and it is of some use to my flower, that I own them. But you are of no use to the stars.
我对火山和花都有用处，所以我才拥有它们。但是，你对星星们却一点用处也没有啊！
6、My flower is ephemeral, and she has only four thorns to defend herself against the world. And I have left on my planet, all alone!
我的花生命是短暂的，她只有四根刺可以保护自己，抵御世界，我却将她独自留在我的星球上了！
7、The people have no imagination. They repeat whatever one says to them… On my planet I had a flower; She always was the first to speak…
人没有想象力。只会重述着别人对他们说过的话……在我的行星上，有一朵花，总是她先开口对我说话……
8、His flower had told him that she was only one of her kind in all universe. And here were five thousand of them, all alike, in one single garden!
他的花朵曾经告诉他，自己是宇宙间仅有的一种花；可是仅仅在这座花园里，就有五千朵和她一模一样的花！
9、I thought that I was rich, with a flower that was unique in all the world; and all I had was a common rose. A common rose…
我总以为自己很富有，拥有一朵世上独一无二的花；实际上，我所拥有的不过是一朵普通的玫瑰而已。一朵普通的玫瑰花……
10、To me, you are still nothing more than a little boy who is just like a hundred thousand other little boys. And I have no need of you. And you, on your part, have no need of me. To you, I am nothing more than a fox like a hundred thousand other foxes. But if you tame me, then we shall need each other. To me, you will be unique in all the world. To you, I shall be unique in all the world.
对我而言，你只是一个小男孩，和其他成千上万的小男孩没有什么不同。我不需要你。你也不需要我。对你而言，我也和其它成千上万的狐狸并没有差别。但是，假如你驯服了我，我们就彼此需要了。对我而言，你就是举世无双的；对你而言，我也是独一无二的……
One Satursday morning, Li Ming and his grandpa were feeding the bird in the cage. The bird was unhappy though it had enough feed and water, Li Ming did not know why. The next morning on his way to Li Ming saw some birds flying in the sky. Then be thought of the lonely bird in ghe cage, He decided to permade his grandpa to set the bird free.When he got home, he said to his grandp,“Birds are friends!” To his delight, his grandpa agreed. TheThe bird was set free. Grandpa and the children were very happy to see the bird flying away into the sky.